HAS EVERY DISEASE

HAS NEVER SPOKEN TO A WOMAN IN HIS LIFE

PLANS TO KEEP IT THAT WAY

OWES HIS LANDLORD A DEBT OF 736385383 DOLLARS

UNVAXXED NOT BY CHOICE BUT BECAUSE HE KEPT BITING THE DOCTOR

IS BANNED FROM THE STATE OF MINNESOTA

ADVOCATES MURDER

FAVORITE FOOD IS HONEYDEW MELON

HAS EATEN 5748674 MOTHS

QUIT HIS JOB TO BECOME A YOUTUBER

HAS 11 SUBSCRIBE

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